Season Two — OCTOPIED

episode 2.1: LAST TIME ON...

We rejoin the aliens of Octoπ about to reveal their Prime Directive…

PUBLISHED: April 1, 2019

EPISODE 2.2: WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

My favorite thing is making up fake names. My absolute favorite is my NASDAQ rename: NASDAFUQ

PUBLISHED: April 7, 2019

EPISODE 2.3: LET HIM GO

Enjoy the Kennedy parade reference photos…

PUBLISHED: April 14, 2019

EPISODE 2.4: STATUS REPORT

Everything is going great!

PUBLISHED: April 21, 2019

EPISODE 2.5: PLEASE HOLD

Sometimes following the rules is not the right path. Also Icée Pericolosi has a lot of ball shaped jewelry. Are they Dick Pound’s balls?

PUBLISHED: April 28, 2019

EPISODE 2.6: MEANWHILE ON FOX

It’s fun to see John Klannity have a meltdown.

PUBLISHED: May 5, 2019

EPISODE 2.7: TEE TIME

Pillory isn’t having any of your shit

PUBLISHED: May 12, 2019

EPISODE 2.8: PASS

It takes a lot for the Jingo (half) sisters to come together

PUBLISHED: May 19, 2019

EPISODE 2.9: TAN SUITED AND RESTED

Oh…this time you LIKE an tan suit

PUBLISHED: May 26, 2019

EPISODE 2.10: FINALLY, THE PIVOT

My favorite FAVORITE thing is fake names. I can’t decide who I like more ¡Beta! or Senator Sando.

PUBLISHED: June 2, 2019

EPISODE 2.11: DAACL

I’m legit sad for them.

PUBLISHED: June 9, 2019

EPISODE 2.12: READING UP

A nod to Manny, Moe and Jack, the Pep Boys. Also the godfather. Beware the oranges! And I would totally wear a See U Next Tuesday hat if it weren’t red

PUBLISHED: June 17, 2019

EPISODE 2.13: DON'T LEAVE US

Everyone is so sad that they’re leaving

PUBLISHED: June 23, 2019

EPISODE 2.14: WHOOPS

How can someone so smart…

PUBLISHED: June 30, 2019

EPISODE 2.15: FOUND ONE

So super sorry for squishing your scientists.

PUBLISHED: July 7, 2019

EPISODE 2.16: YOU BET

The most important thing is to have a positive attitude

PUBLISHED: July 15, 2019

EPISODE 2.17: BOW DOWN

You better do what she says

PUBLISHED: July 21, 2019

EPISODE 2.18: LET'S DO THIS

Time to do the coup

PUBLISHED: July 28, 2019

EPISODE 2.19: WHERE IS EVERYBODY

Take two on the road to the White House

PUBLISHED: August 4, 2019

August 8, 2019

Octopied was delayed for the first time due to my mom being stricken by a heart attack and going into the hospital. She had had a recent prior heart attack that she was unaware of. After ten days in the hospital trying to regain strength to take care of the issue, she had a stent procedure, during which the doctor tore her artery and she died. We took her home to Montana to be buried with her parents and brother.

My mind octopus allowed me to feel some feelings about it, but then jammed its tentacles back into my work cortex and am 100% FUNCTIONING NORMALLY NO FURTHER QUESTIONS